Cookies Suck

Actually, cookies are awesome.

It's me that sucks.

I seriously can not be trusted with anything delicious.

I swear, I feel like a freakin' crackhead most of the time, only my drug is legal, everyone expects you to do it, and it certainly does NOT make you lose weight.

I should look into getting some crack. It can't possibly make me look, feel, or behave any more outrageous than cookies, cake, ice cream, french fries, etc. etc. etc., do.

My only option is to not have access to any of these things. I need to get a lock box and put all of the goodies the hubby and kids like in it and then have #2 swallow the key (he has plenty of practice). Then I'd only be able to access the box like every three days or so.

I know, I'm going too far.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. -3T